Sky News presenter and blogger Andrew Bolt has bid farewll to the city of Melbourne by declaring that he is really a CoUNTry boy at heart and announced a move out of the city and into the country. “Alas, Melbourne… Read More ›
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Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the… Read More ›
Sky News Presenters Keen For An In Person Circle Jerk Following A Lifting Of Restrictions In Victoria
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Rise Up Against The Lockdown
Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›
Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
A Shire dad is totally dismayed that his favourite band from the 1980s Midnight Oil have gone all woke with their new release “Gadigal Land”. “Mate what happened to the Oils, they used to do really cool rockers like “US… Read More ›
BREAKING: Queen’s Birthday Honours List Revealed
The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
