The (un)Australian has been leaked a copy of the Queen’s Birthday honours list that is due to be announced over the weekend. See below who will be honoured. Andrew Bolt – For services to racism. Tony Abbott – For service to… Read More ›
Sky News After Dark
Alan Jones Asks The Nation’s Ladies To Put Out Their Tea Towels In Honour Of His Retirement
Retiring shock jock Alan Jones has called upon Australia’s women to take a moment out of their usual day of housework to put out their tea towels in honour of his retirement. “I think you will find that no one… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Names George Pell Its Person Of The Decade
Cable news (sic) channel Sky News Australia has today announced that it is naming convicted pedophile Cardinal George Pell as it’s person of the decade for the decade ending 2019. “The result was pretty unanimous amongst our talent,” said a… Read More ›
ScoMo Appoints Craig Kelly As Minister In Charge Of Guarding The Bee
Following news over the weekend that Prime Minister ScoMo had banned a member of his Government Craig Kelly from appearing on the ABC’s Q&A program comes news that the reason for the banning was that Mr Kelly has been promoted to… Read More ›
Serial Masturbator And Poo Jogger Tipped To Appear On The Next Season Of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
The TV world is buzzing over the rumours that the freshly convicted Queensland based serial masturbator and last year’s social media phenomenon the poo jogger are tipped to appear on the next season of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of… Read More ›
Bolt Feels For The Children Yet To Be Touched By Pell
George Pell’s number one cheer leader convicted racist Andrew Bolt has spoken of how he feels that the Cardinal’s jailing will effect so many, particularly the children that Pell has yet to touch. “This is a tragedy for Australia’s youth… Read More ›
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