Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos before broadcasting live to the nation. ”It’s time those lefties at the ABC show a bit… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For More Women To Work Under Him
Nationals back bencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government, of which he is a part of, to work harder to make sure that more women are working under him. ”I have been reflecting… Read More ›
Christian Porter Tipped To Be Named The Next Bachelor
Australia’s Attorney General (for now) Christian Porter is currently in talks with network 10 to star as the Bachelor in the next season of the top rating show. ”We are always on the look out for fresh meat so to… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
ScoMo Sees Nothing Wrong With Tradies Being Able To Take Arts Workers Lunch Money
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›
Murdoch Pissed To Only Receive $10 Million Of The Government’s 90 Billion Spend
Media mogul and American citizen Rupert Murdoch is reportedly extremely pissed at the Morrison Government after his pay TV network Foxtel only received $10 million dollars of the Governments 90 billion dollar spend. ”Mr Murdoch is definitely not happy and… Read More ›
