Christian Porter Tipped To Replace The PM At The Glasgow Climate Summit

The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this year. Taking the place of the PM who will remain behind to have his photo taken at various pubs in marginal electorates as they slowly open up.

”Christian will do a great job in Glasgow, he’s very persuasive you know,” said a Government Insider. ”Besides Scott is going to be very busy over the next couple of months, what with all the photo shoots he has lined up.”

”I mean with pubs opening up in marginal electorates the PM has to be there to be photographed drinking a schooner.”

When asked why the PM was seemingly hiding from the World by not attending Glasgow, the Government Insider said: ”The people of Glasgow don’t have a vote at the next Federal election.”

”Anyway, Christian will do a much better job in Glasgow than Scott will. Who knows he might weasel his way in to a back door deal.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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