One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
Following his address to the National Press Club in which he announced the Government’s plan to frack Australia great again, the Prime Minister has announced the location of the countries first full scale frack, Engadine Maccas. “My Government is committed… Read More ›
Since Tourism Australia had to pull its ad claiming this place is heaps better than the UK, seeing as “everything’s on fire” is something the UK has so far only managed metaphorically, our tourism chiefs have been scratching their heads… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo is currently hunkered down in a Canberra bunker awaiting the arrival of a plague of locusts that he believes will hit Canberra following the city yesterday being hit by a plague of hail. ”The Prime Minister is… Read More ›
A positive has emerged from Australia’s summer of bushfires as scientists report that countless spiders, ticks, ants and other dickhead animals have perished in the flames. “Those little eight legged bastards can scuttle as fast as they want but they… Read More ›
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has refused to rule out the World being flat and the effect of which exacerbating the current bushfires burning in Australia. “We can’t say for sure that the earth is round,” said Senator Hanson…. Read More ›
