Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the Philippines. ”The PM needs to get his head in the game and focus on what’s important,… Read More ›
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Christensen Orders PM To Open Up Australia Philippines Travel Bubble Or Else He’ll Join Craig Kelly
The Government’s Member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the Prime Minister to get cracking on a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines or he will join former Liberal Craig Kelly on the crossbench. A move that would take… Read More ›
ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›
Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing deploy the air force to the Philippines and bring the Manilla girls ping pong team to Mackay. ”Scotty made a promise to all Australians… Read More ›
Christensen Demands QLD Premier Open Up The State’s Borders To South East Asia
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded Queensland Premier Anastacia Palacaszcuk open up the State’s borders to South East Asia so that Queenslanders can get back to their normal everyday lives. “This Premier is on a power… Read More ›