Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots. ”George and I work hard… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the… Read More ›
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic. ”The PM needs to start thinking more about what… Read More ›
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the PM to either open up the borders or extend Australia’s Job Keeper program to the Philippines. ”This budget doesn’t do enough for the fine people of the Philippines,” said the… Read More ›
The member for Manila George Christensen’s colleagues have done a whip around and purchased the retiring MP a golden ping pong ball to commemorate his time in parliament. ”What an amazing gift, I tell you this is going straight to… Read More ›
Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the Philippines. ”The PM needs to get his head in the game and focus on what’s important,… Read More ›
