ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That The Best Table Tennis Players Aren’t Even At The Olympics

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called an urgent Cabinet meeting to tell his colleagues that his creepy mate George Christensen has informed him today that the best table tennis players in the world aren’t even competing at the Olympics.

“Old Mate George Christensen certainly knows a thing or two about ping pong,” said the PM. ”You catch up with him for a Zoom, and it’s all he’ll talk about.”

”He keeps trying to send me photos, but the Federal police keep blocking them.”

When asked why he allowed his creepy mate (aka the Member for Dawson) so much leeway, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”The Coalition is a broad church. I like church, and George is very broad.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George has just sent me a link showing highlights of the Manila girls table tennis tournament. It’s amazing what these girls can do. George says they don’t even use bats!”

Mark Williamson


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