Deputy Prime Minister for Sydney Gladys Berejiklian has used her daily press conference to order Victorians coming out of lockdown to hand over their spare Netflix logins to those still locked down in NSW.
”The people of Victoria need to show a bit of compassion and understanding for what we are currently going through in NSW,” said Premier Berejiklian. ”As a show of good faith, I think it would be nice of them to send us their spare logins for Netflix or Stan or Amazon, and, of course, couple that with all their vaccines.”
”After all, NSW is the gold standard when it comes to Australia!”
When asked why she was always seeking to blame or throw shade on other states rather than accept any culpability herself, the Premier said: ”Who suggested that question, Dan or Anastacia?”
”Sounds like Anastacia. She thinks she’s so clever with her Olympics and no lockdowns!”
”Well, we’ll see won’t we? I’m gonna ask Papa ScoMo to move the Olympics to Sydney. They’ll look great in Leppington.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
You can follow The (un)Australian on twitter @TheUnOz or like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/theunoz.
We’re also on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theunoz
The (un)Australian Live At The Newsagency Recorded live, to purchase click here:
Categories: Politics
Man Who Believed Sanctity Of Marriage Threatened By Marriage Equality Set To Have A Crack At His 2nd Marriage 
Australia Wonders What ScoMo Will Stuff Up Next 
PM’s Office Declares That He’s Not Missing Just Playing Hide & Seek 
The (un)Australian 
Leave a Reply