Barnaby Begs Berejiklian To Sort Out A Singles Bubble For Non-Uggos

Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has implored NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to get her act together and sort out a singles bubble in the State.

”Look, people are losing their minds at home with the wives and kids,” said the Member for New England. ”What we need is a pool of singles, all vacc’d up of course that we can go and visit, if you know what I mean.”

”Maybe we could sort out a hotel where you rock up and put your keys in the bowl to find a friend.”

When asked why in the middle of a pandemic would a man in a relationship be looking at swinging, the deputy Prime Minister said: ”Ever been locked in a house for weeks on end with the wives and kids?”

”There’s only so many times a man can head to his shed.”

”To Gladys Berejiklian I say, come on, do it for Barnaby and all the lovely former Staffers that I intend to visit.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got farm work to do. Vicky wants me to go out and castrate a few bulls.”

Mark Williamson


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