PM Assures Jen And The Girls That His Creepy Mate Is Not That Bad Of A Bloke

The Prime Minister has spent the weekend assuring his wife Jen and their girls that his work mate, George Christensen is not that bad of a bloke. Despite the Member for Dawson encouraging and participating in the weekends anti-lockdown rallies.

”Jen is usually a pretty good judge of character but in the case of old mate Georgey boy I think she is off the mark,” said the PM. ”I mean sure, he does spend a lot of time in the Philippines and he does talk almost incessantly about table tennis.”

”But, you know, he says he has my back and what more could you want in a mate?”

When asked why he would not condemn Mr Christensen for his participation in anti-lockdown protests, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Australia is a free country and as long as you vote for me you are free to do as you wish.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to talk to the Philippino President about opening up a travel bubble and getting my good mate Georgey boy some diplomatic immunity.”

Mark Williamson


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