The Prime Minister has spent the weekend assuring his wife Jen and their girls that his work mate, George Christensen is not that bad of a bloke. Despite the Member for Dawson encouraging and participating in the weekends anti-lockdown rallies…. Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Calls For The Immediate Banning Of Potato Peelers
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
Alan Jones Calls For Women To Have To Run Their Tweets By A Man Prior To Sending
Australia’s chief employer of defamation lawyers, Alan Jones has called for laws to be changed so that women are made to run their tweets past a male for approval, prior to posting them. “Women are emotional creatures, and they need… Read More ›
Katter Condemns Fraser Anning For Not Mentioning Crocodiles In His Maiden Speech
Bob Katter has lashed out at his Senator Fraser Anning over his maiden speech to Parliament after the new Senator failed to mention crocodiles at any stage during his speech. “People are angry at Fraser and rightfully so,” said Mr… Read More ›
Canadian Bigot Shocked To Learn How Few People Actually Watch Sky News
Alt-right Canadian bigot Lauren Southern was shocked to learn how few people actually watched Sky News after appearing on the network over the weekend. Southern who is in Australia as part of her, “Look At Me Say Racist Crap’ world… Read More ›
Bert Newton And Barry Hall Sack David Leyonhjelm As Speech Writer
Following a disastrous Logies speech and equally dismal radio performance Australian TV legend Bert Newton and Footballer Barry Hall have announced that they’ve sacked their speech writer Liberal Democrat Senator David Leyonhjelm. “David came highly recommended to me by Mark… Read More ›