The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has blasted Channel 7’s Olympics coverage, as he believes that it does not show enough footage of the Philippino team in action.
”Six hours I watched the tele last night and I did not see one bloody second of the Philippino girls table tennis team in action,” said the member for Dawson. ”Nobody wants to watch the bloody swimming or rowing, everyone knows that table tennis is the money shot.”
”I was so angry, I had to go online and watch some vids that a mate sent me.”
When asked why he expected an Australian network to cover another countries performances at the Olympics, the Member for Manila said: ”Because if I want something I get it.”
”Don’t believe me ask my good mate ScoMo, he says I can do what I want.”
”Now, Channel 7, needs to respect my authority and show the girls with the ping pong balls!”
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