Niche news service Sky News Australia has reacted angrily to being suspended by YouTube for a week over their continual positing of fake news, calling upon their viewers, all 6 of them to boycott the streaming giant.
”How dare YouTube cancel us, why we should be the ones cancelling them,” said low rating Sky News host Alan Jones. ”Why I am so outraged I shall call the Prime Minister, just as soon as I’m finished writing this letter of admiration to a young boy I saw in the park the other day.”
”Who is the CEO of YouTube anyway, some woman no doubt.”
When asked why they continually post fake news with dodgy facts, the former Radio host turned glorified Vlogger Jones said: ”I refute the allegation show me a Scientist who dares to claim they know more than me and I will show you a deluded fool.”
”I’m Alan Jones damnit, I am important, I have many fancy suits and even a cravat or two.”
”What do these Scientists have that I don’t? A fancy degree? I have my degree from the School of life.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my Butler to serve me lunch.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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