Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his deputy Gladys ‘Gold Standard’ Berejiklian have promised that all Liberal voters and marginal electorates will be vaccinated by the time that the next Federal election rolls around in May 2022.
”Rest assured Eden-Monaro and Gilmore, the vaccine train is coming your way,” said the Prime Minister for Sydney. ”To those of you in Grayndler, rest assured that we will get to you, but you need to wait until everyone else has had their’s, or you vote for me and the rest of the Liberals.”
”I’m just kidding! Not really … seriously, you should vote Liberal.”
When asked why he was seeking to turn the failed vaccine roll out into a political football, the Prime Minister for Sydney said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”People in Australia know that when you vote for ScoMo, good things happen….as long as you truly believe!”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to help Gladys siphon out some vaccines out of people’s arms in Tanya Plibersek;s electorate.”
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