Port Adelaide President David Koch has refused to rule out replacing Port Adelaide Coach Ken Hinkley with the cash cow, now that he has more time to focus on his team following his standing down as Sunrise host. “I’m not… Read More ›
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Youth Asked To Say I Consent During The Coronation In Honour Of Prince Andrew
Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of… Read More ›
Tantrum Fixing Allegations Rock Tennis
The Australian Open tennis tournament has been scandalised after a former player revealed that many high profile tantrums have been fixed by gangsters. “It’s an open secret that certain players will bung on a dummy spit to take advantage of… Read More ›
“No-one Is Forcing Us To Watch Cricket” Australians Suddenly Realise
After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
Desperate TV Stations Resort To Interviewing People Named Liz
Desperate TV stations on Day 5 of their 24/7 Queen coverage have resorted to interviewing people named Elizabeth in a desperate attempt to fill time. ”There’s only so much time you can devote to stories about the corgis or what… Read More ›
Press Pack Condemn Albo For Not Knowing Alan Tudge’s Whereabouts
Australia’s Press pack has today moved to condemn Labor leader Anthony Albanese after he was unable to tell them the whereabouts of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch Government’s alleged Education Minister Alan Tudge. ”This is an appalling gaffe from Albo and will probably… Read More ›
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