Farmers in New South Wales and Queensland currently in the midst of a drought have faced a new challenge in recent weeks with a surging flood of breakfast TV presenters bearing down on them. “Mate it’s been tough, I was… Read More ›
Channel 7
Channel 7 Announces Exclusive Interview With Embattled Politician Emma Husar’s Dog
Channel 7 has issued a press release spruiking their exclusive interview with embattled Labor Politician Emma Husar’s dog. Which will air this weekend on their flagship current affairs show Sunday Night. “What a coup for the network and we didn’t pay… Read More ›
Joyce Shopping Around Tell All Interview That Reveals What He Had For Lunch
Backbencher Barnaby Joyce has been shopping around the exclusive story of what he had for lunch over the weekend. The Joyce camp are hoping to get as much as $1.50 for the world exclusive. “We are hopeful that the networks… Read More ›
Conservative Politician Uses Time Machine To Urge Barnaby Joyce’s Parents To Have Abortion
An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces World Exclusive Interview With Roseanne Barr
Channel 7 has today announced that their flagship current affairs program Sunday Night will sit down and interview Roseanne Barr, fresh off her firing for a series of racist tweets. “We have worked hard this year as a network to reach out… Read More ›
“Disgusting Barnaby” Say People Who Would Totally Knock Back 150 Grand If It Was Offered To Them
The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›
