The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›
Channel 7 is in damage control today after learning that the $150,000 they paid to interview what they thought was the deputy Prime Minister is instead going to an irrelevant backbencher who did nothing more than have a child with… Read More ›
Officials from the Australian Commonwealth Games team have confirmed that 25 athletes from Melbourne have gone missing from the games village and are believed to be seeking asylum on the Gold Coast. “Please don’t send me back home, I can’t… Read More ›
Channel 9 has announced that due to it’s loss of the cricket broadcasting rights is will be forced to make some big calls on some of their stars. With the first one being that they wil be sending former Australian… Read More ›
Channel 7 announced today that the next season of My Kitchen Rules will feature lifelong cycling ‘buddies’ Tony Abbott and Kevin Andrews competing to win the title. “We have so far avoided using so called ‘celebrities’ on the show,” said a Channel… Read More ›
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
