The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts. ”This is a good… Read More ›
Development of a vaccine to stop rugby league players acting like dickheads off the field is still more than twelve months away and may never be discovered, despondent NRL scientists reported yesterday. “We’re afraid that NRL players may have to… Read More ›
Gold Coast Titans rugby league players have proudly modeled the special spotted uniform they will be wearing in the NRL’s upcoming anti-vaxxer round. “We’re proud that a bunch of blokes mainly known for their ability to take a series of… Read More ›
Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
One Nation Senator and self-confessed Vladimir Putin fangirl Pauline Hanson has extended an invitation to the Russian President to come to Australia and join her in a measles party. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson explained in full her invite,… Read More ›
