Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!”
”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I mean you just look at Dutton or ScoMo and they scream prick.”
”However, one man stood above all others as the Government’s leading prick and that was Barnaby Joyce.”
When asked about his new role as the face of “Just A Prick” the Member for New England said: ”What an honour to help lead this country’s vaccination charge.”
”I mean the pay bump is a nice little bonus as well. But, if I can just help one lovely lady get penetrated by a prick then my work will be done.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to prowl the corridors of parliament to make sure all the female interns are vaccinated.”
Mark Williamson
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