Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii.
”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM. ”I mean I’m sure one of the girls will want to do a gap year after school, however that is years away.”
”Till then I implore all Australians to holiday locally, Engadine has a lovely McDonalds you can visit.”
When asked why he seemingly based every decision his Government makes on what is best for him and his family, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”My Government is working for all Australians, who vote for us.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to be fitted for a new hi-vis suit, my last one doesn’t pop enough for the cameras.”
Mark Williamson
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