Australia’s former Prime Minister (LOL) Scotty who was fired from marketing has taken a break from squatting at Kirribilli to reach out to new Opposition leader Peter Dutton to see if he wants any of his infamous curry recipes. ”Being… Read More ›
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Scott Tells Jen To Take The Shower Curtains When Packing Up Kirribilli
Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks The Governor General To Meet Him At Engadine Maccas
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has texted the Governor General to meet him at Engadine Maccas so that they can arrange the formalities around calling an election. ”I know traditionally the Prime Minister will call in on… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Dr That He Wants A Second Opinion From His Focus Group
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after receiving a diagnosis that his case of covid was subsiding.” ”Scott, err, ScoMo, is a big… Read More ›
Low Ratings For 60 Minutes Interview Has ScoMo Considering Recasting Jen
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen following the disappointing ratings for their 60 Minutes interview. ”With the election fast approaching Scott, err, ScoMo… Read More ›
PM Announces His Govt Is For Sale To The Highest Bidding Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust. ”What can I say, my Government is the best that money can buy,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, if you… Read More ›
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