Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back to the Shire.
”There’s nothing wrong with taking a souvenir or two from a hotel,” said the former PM. ”I mean all I’m saying to Jen is to take the shower curtains, maybe a towel or 2 but don’t go nuts and strip the copper wire from the walls.”
”I did ask and that apparently is frowned upon.”
When asked what he planned to do next following his crushing defeat, the ex-PM said: ”Well I won’t be stripping the walls of Kirribilli of copper wire, that’s for sure.”
”Look, Jen and I will get back to our roots in the Shire, I’ll serve my electorate as best I can till, you know something better comes along.”
”Maybe an Ambassadorship to somewhere exotic, like Bali, Hawaii or even Vegas.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and unscrew a few lightbulbs from upstairs and chuck them in the suitcase. Come to think about it, I wonder if I could take the solar panels with me as well.”
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