Sky News Calls On Its Viewers, All 6 Of Them To Storm The Capital

Niche news network Sky News Australia have called upon their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the Nation’s Capital city Canberra and protest the fall of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch regime.

”It’s time patriots to hit the road and show the new Government that the resistance is here,” bellowed a face painted Paul Murray. ”If Albo thinks he’s gonna pack up his craft beer and record collection and just stroll into the Lodge then he’s got another thing coming.”

”Why, with my viewership alone that’s at least 2 car loads of people ready to storm Parliament house.”

When asked why the Station was against Democracy, given the new Prime Minister Anthony Albanese won a fair election, a defiant Paul Murray screamed: ”We told people to vote for Scott and they didn’t and it’s just not fair.”

”The people of Australia need to realise that they are not in charge, we, I mean our dear Lord Rupert is in charge and what he wants he gets.

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m meeting Andy Bolt and Rita Panahi at the fancy dress shop. If I don’t hurry up one of them might pick up the Sharman costume.”

Mark Williamson


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