Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Asks Jen When’s International Men’s Day
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his wife Jen why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as… Read More ›
ScoMo Feigns A Cough And Asks Jen If She Can Call The Office And Tell ’em He’s Sick
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›
Low Ratings For 60 Minutes Interview Has ScoMo Considering Recasting Jen
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen following the disappointing ratings for their 60 Minutes interview. ”With the election fast approaching Scott, err, ScoMo… Read More ›
PM Sends Jen Down To IKEA To Find Out How To Stop A Cabinet Leaking
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent his wife Jen down to IKEA to find out how to stop a cabinet from leaking. ”Jen has a way of getting things done, whether it be explaining to… Read More ›
ScoMo Stunned To Learn That Woman Are Allowed To Vote
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the upcoming Federal Election. ”When he found out it absolutely floored him,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›
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