Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the upcoming Federal Election.
”When he found out it absolutely floored him,” said a Government Insider. ”He just assumed every time he went to vote that Jen came along for moral support.”
”It never twigged with him that she could vote as well.”
When asked if the Coalition had a Woman problem, the Government Insider said: ”Well of course we do.”
”I mean do you really think if we knew that women could vote we’d have Barnaby Freakin’ Joyce as our Deputy Leader?”
”We’ve got a lot of work to do before the election. We’ll have to ship off Porter to the UN, get Christensen back to the Philippines and gee, do we have any female members we can promote?”
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