Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent his wife Jen down to IKEA to find out how to stop a cabinet from leaking.
”Jen has a way of getting things done, whether it be explaining to me how rape is bad by using my daughters as an example or making me look human to the Australian public,” said the PM. ”Jen’s great isn’t she?”
”We have polling that shows us how great people think she is.”
When asked why his cabinet had seemingly turned against him, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Everyone loves ScoMo, besides who are they going to replace me with, Dutton?”
”At least my wife doesn’t have to tell everyone that I’m not a monster, yet.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long week and being Friday I’m going to celebrate POET’s day at Engadine Maccas.”
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