Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick.
”I’m not feeling great if I can be honest,” said the PM in a hastily arranged press conference live from his lounge room. ”I think a few days on the couch catching up on some day time TV and sucking down a few Lucozades is just what the Dr ordered.”
”One’s thing for sure, what I don’t need is a week of scrutiny and questions, the Dr definitely didn’t order that.”
When asked if he was really sick or just putting it on to get a few days off of work, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I am nothing if not an honest man.”
”Do you really think that I would get Jen to call in to the office for me if I wasn’t sick?”
”Come on, if I really wanted a week off I would’ve told them I had Covid.”
”Let’s hope I don’t fall sick with Covid, unless of course it will help with my polling.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think American Pickers is on 7 Mate, might get Jen to make me a grilled cheese to eat whilst it’s on. Oh, and an orange juice would be nice and maybe a muffin.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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