Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen following the disappointing ratings for their 60 Minutes interview.
”With the election fast approaching Scott, err, ScoMo can’t afford to be carrying any dead wood,” said a Government Insider. ”With Jen and the girls rating as poorly as they did on Sunday night, that’s not going to help him much.”
”And we can’t blame Scott, err, ScoMo. He gave it everything in that interview, including busting out the ukulele.”
When asked why Jen was copping the blame for a TV interview failing to turn around the Government’s fortunes, the Government Insider said: ”If the PM were here he would reject the premise of your question.”
”Besides it’s not just Jen we’re blaming. The kids didn’t really shine through either.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see if Nicole Kidman is available to play the role of Jen. Failing that I hear there is a bevvy of Neighbours actresses who may be great for the part.”
Mark Williamson
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