Australia’s former Prime Minister (LOL) Scotty who was fired from marketing has taken a break from squatting at Kirribilli to reach out to new Opposition leader Peter Dutton to see if he wants any of his infamous curry recipes.
”Being in Opposition is tough, or so I’ve heard,” said the former PM. ”So, if Peter wants to follow my lead and get back into Government then he should head to the kitchen and get his photo taken knocking up a curry.”
”Guessing he’ll probably want to steer clear of the potato curries.”
When asked when he and his family were going to stop squatting at Kirribilli, the former PM said: ”We are not squatting, we are merely staying here till our house in the Shire is spruced up a bit or there’s a riot in the Capital and the election result is over turned.”
”Haven’t you watched Sky News, the people are revolting.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and help Jen strip out the copper wiring from the walls. Apparently it is worth quite a pretty penny.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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