Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings. “Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister… Read More ›
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BREAKING: Dutton Reported Missing Federal Police Searching All Potato Processing Plants
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been reported missing by the Nation’s media with the Federal Police called in to search all potato processing plants in the country. “We haven’t heard from Minister Dutton for a couple of… Read More ›
Man Who Walked Out On The Apology To The Stolen Generation Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton best known for that time that he walked out of the house of representatives prior to the apology to the stolen generation has unsurprisingly came out against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution…. Read More ›
Dutton Looking At Life After Politics By Launching An Exclusive Line Of Potato Dumplings
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has started to look at options for life after politics and announced his first venture being an exclusive line of potato dumplings to be marketed and sold in both China and Australia. “I… Read More ›
WARNING: The Unoz Is Being Sued And You May Be Too For Sharing Our Articles
Sorry to get serious, but Peter Dutton is using a loophole in New Zealand’s new anti online hate laws to bring legal action against The UnAustralian and this may pertain to anyone who has shared certain stories of ours. Basically… Read More ›
Home Ware Shops Report Spike In The Sales Of Potato Peelers
Australia’s home ware shops have reported a sudden spike in the sales of potato peelers following Peter Dutton’s leadership challenge. “We see this a lot in America after a mass shooting where people assume a gun will be banned so… Read More ›