Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings.
“Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister for the dark arts fears no man, however Bill Gates being a billionaire doesn’t make him a mere mortal in Peter’s eyes.”
“Usually billionaires are a source of comfort for Peter, he thinks very highly of Gina Rinehart, but Bill Gates well he’s very wary.”
When asked why the Minister for the dark arts was putting so much credence in to an internet rumour, the Spokesperson said: ”Well, he just wants to make sure that when the chips are down he’s not one of them.”
”Besides Bill Gates does have form in targeting fruit and vegetables, after all he has spent most of his career targeting an apple.”
Mark Williamson
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the whole of humanity should hide if were gonna be chipped
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