Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that his department no longer serve “Fairy Bread” but instead rename it “Freedom Bread”. ”There will be no fairies in my department!” barked the Dark Lord. ”If anyone wants to… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has called upon journalists who dare to question either him or his minions over at Australian Border Force to be sent to re-education camps so that they can understand how things now… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings. “Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been reported missing by the Nation’s media with the Federal Police called in to search all potato processing plants in the country. “We haven’t heard from Minister Dutton for a couple of… Read More ›
The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’ “I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton have called on the media to learn the difference between a ship and a boat after a ship docked in Fremantle with Covid infected crew. ”The media… Read More ›
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