Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has called upon journalists who dare to question either him or his minions over at Australian Border Force to be sent to re-education camps so that they can understand how things now work.
”What this country’s journalists need to understand is that Australian Border Force and myself are doing our best to make the country safe,” said Minister Dutton. ”And you do not question those in charge.”
”I cannot believe the audacity of journalists, daring to challenge the almighty Peter Dutton and his minions!”
When asked why he was so reluctant to take questions, a livid Minister Dutton said: ”You really are starting to get on my nerves, little man.”
”You need to maybe start thinking about whose side you are on – Team Dutton or Team End-up-on-Christmas Island?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, you’ve got me all rattled. I need to calm down by strangling a puppy or three.”
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