Dutton Prepares For Move To Defence By Googling ‘Military Coup’


The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’

“I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the Dark Lord. “Which I think is vital for someone taking on the role of defence.”

“Did you know for instance that the army can lead a coup and their leader can be put in charge of a country, fascinating.”

When asked whether he felt being moved to defence was a demotion, the dark lord said: “Absolutely not. Before I was in charge of jailing refugees, now I have tanks at my disposal.”

“If you’ll excuse me, I need to go and start measuring up ScoMo’s office, for military purposes of course.”

Mark Williamson


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