The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Australians to pay tribute to the late Defence Minister Peter Reith’s legacy by throwing their children overboard. ”Peter gave so much to his country and left such an inspirational… Read More ›
Aspiring Prime Minister (yep, really) the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has defended his record as Defence Minister, claiming that Australia needed tanks with gold spinning rims. ”I will not sit by and have my record besmirched by the Labor party,… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has emerged from his secret lair to condemn Sudanese Tradies over the ongoing riots in Melbourne. ”It is appalling that theses people are rioting in Melbourne at the moment,” said the Dark Lord. ”I have… Read More ›
The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’ “I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›
Recently retired federal minister Christopher Pyne has denied there is any conflict of interest in his taking on a new role as a consultant to Ernst and Young in the fixing industry. “Yes I was a fixer for the government… Read More ›
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