The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the working class.
“We are going to install a long range missile system capable of reaching Trades Hall or Sussex Street if you point it towards Sydney,” said Mr Morrison. “These times remind me of the horrifying events of the 1930s, just before the Fadden government was kicked out by John Curtin.”
Mr Morrison has also picked this week to be seen going hard on kiddy fiddlers, based on the findings of the Royal Commision into Institutional Child Abuse and the findings of polling on what’s likely to push the buttons of swinging voters in Queanbeyan.
Meanwhile the Labor Party has based its campaign for Eden-Monaro on public sympathy for the ABC, based on extensive polling of inner city voters located 500 kilometers from the closest polling booth.
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