The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an… Read More ›
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Gladys Tells NSW To Start Spending More on The Pokies Or Else She’ll Sell Their Toys
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW to start shelling out more of their pay packets on the pokies or else she will start selling off their toys. ”The people of NSW need to realise that the Government… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That All Of His Cabinet Is Indeed Spartacus
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›
Scomo Spends $270 Billion To Fortify Defence Of Eden-Monaro
The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›
ALP Regrets Having National Office Situated In Sydney’s China Town
The Australian Labor Party is to relocate it’s National office currently located in Sussex street Sydney in an area known as ‘China Town.’ The move comes after several of it’s members became addicted to Chinese take-away. “We’ve been in Sussex… Read More ›
ALP Strategists Direct Albo To Be More Like ScoMo And ‘Visit’ Engadine Maccas
One of the key recommendations to come out of the Australian Labor Parties review in to their election loss was for their current leader Anthony Albanese to be more like Prime Minister ScoMo and maybe take a ‘visit’ to Engadine… Read More ›