The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese.
”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an amazing DJ,” said a Faceless Man. ”But, you know, he just doesn’t riel Scotty up the same way as Macron does.”
”I mean, did you see how angry it made The Daily Telegraph ,I heard they’ve had to hire 6 more photo shoppers.”
When asked why they felt that the French President would want to leave his job to become the Australian Opposition Leader, the Faceless man said: ”Macron is very competitive.”
”I mean I’m sure he’d love to wipe the smirk off ScoMo’s face on a daily basis.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta jet. Branches don’t stack themselves.”
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