Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo.
”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The French should be lucky that dear leader even took time out of his busy schedule to bother to lie to them at all.”
”Besides, Macarons have got nothing on the good old Milk Arrowroot.”
When asked why News Corp was seemingly acting as Prime Minister Morrison’s propaganda unit, the Spokesperson said: ”To quote dear leader, I reject the premise of your question.”
”Australia is lucky at the moment to have the best Government that money can buy.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to help our photo shop team in altering a picture to make it look like Emmanuel Macron was on the grassy knoll in 1963.”
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