Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
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Labor In Talks With Macron About Replacing Albo
The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an… Read More ›
ScoMo Plans To Cook Coq Au Vin To Appease France
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his advisers to not worry about the country’s rift with France as he’ll solve it when he gets back to Australia by cooking a Coq Au Vin for the family and posting… Read More ›
”I Don’t Even Speak French,” Says Australian PM When Accused Of Lying
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied that he lied to France’s President Emmanuel Macron, saying that he doesn’t even speak French. ”I think my good mate Emmanuel might have got a bit of confused on our phone call,” said… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Engadine Maccas To Sell A Royale With Cheese To Appease The French
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a move to appease the French, after his disastrous handling of the Submarine deal by asking his favourite restaurant Engadine McDonalds to start selling a Royale With Cheese. ”I understand that the… Read More ›
Only Cask Wine From The Goon Region Allowed to Be Called Goon
Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›