Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus.
”What can I say we, well not me but the rest of them are Spartacus,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”In my cabinet united we stand, when you accuse one of us, you accuse all of us.”
”By the way did you see the pics of me at the beach on the weekend with the kids?”
When asked why he would not stand down his colleague who is accused of being Spartacus, the PM said: ”Well I think that’s a decision for the Labor party.”
”After all they to are accused of being Spartacus, this is a real test for the Opposition leader as to what actions he will take.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to meet Jen and the girls they want to tell me about this weird thing they heard about called empathy.”
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