The Dark Lord Prepares For His Yearly Smile As He Spots A Weakened PM

The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been seen practicing smiling in the hallways of Parliament house, with those close saying it’s in preparation of taking down the weakened PM Scott Morrison.

”The Dark Lord has come very close in the past to taking down a Prime Minister,” said a Confidant of the Dark Lord. ”If only that fool Matthias knew how to count.”

”But Matthias’ incompetence won’t stop us this time.”

When asked why Peter Dutton was seemingly more fixated on taking the Prime Minister’s job rather than doing his own, the Confidant said: ”The Dark Lord is driven to delivering what is best for this country and in order to do that he needs to be in charge.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must take this puppy to the Dark Lord for him to strangle. If this doesn’t make him smile then nothing will.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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