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ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Prepares For His Yearly Smile As He Spots A Weakened PM
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been seen practicing smiling in the hallways of Parliament house, with those close saying it’s in preparation of taking down the weakened PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord has come very close in the… Read More ›
Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Political Achievements
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Known Racist Fails In Attempt To Get Entire Country To Vote On Whether Or Not To Be More Racist
Known racist Pauline Hanson and her sidekick lil’ Malcolm Roberts have failed in their attempt to get the entire country to vote in a plebiscite on whether or not we should be more racist by cutting our levels of immigration…. Read More ›