A week after telling the nation how his wife had to remind him that he had two daughters in order to empathise with a victim of sexual assault, Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been invited as a guest of honour to an International Women’s Day event.
”This is a great honour to be invited to this event and I can’t wait to get home and tell Jen and the girls all about it,” said Prime Minister Scotty from marketing. ”The organisers did ask me if I wanted to bring a plus one and I could not think of a more worthy guest than former Minister for Women, Tony Abbott.”
”Barnaby Joyce did try to worm his way in but I think we can all agree that we’ve probably had enough scandal for this week.”
When asked why he rather than one of his female counterparts was attending the event, the Prime Minister said: ”Well I was invited not them.”
”I mean if the organisers had have wanted Michaelia or Marise they would have invited them.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m meeting Tony Abbott at Engadine Maccas for a pre-event session, if you know what I mean.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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