Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his staff why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as to… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has announced a $270 billion dollar spending spree on the defence of Eden-Monaro against an unnamed enemy, hinted at as a regional political party linked to the interests of the union movement and the advancement of the… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has charged Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton and Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott with the important task of guarding the bee in the basement during the Liberal parties launch this Sunday. “Sure… Read More ›
