Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter.

”How good is it to have a new fleet of distractions, er, submarines coming to Australia? Asked the PM. ”It was a real treat to get a call from President Biden today. After we established that I was the Australian Prime Minister and not the Austrian one, we had a good old chat about under water matters.”

”President Jo loved it when I told him that this deal definitely TRUMPS all others, poor guy couldn’t speak for a few minutes. All he could do was sigh.”

When asked why the Government feels the need to pay for the Submarines with a blind trust, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”As it stands there is nothing wrong with a blind trust. I have asked my team to investigate them and until they release the results of that investigation sometime in 2035 they shall be able to be used.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and set up a blind trust to take care of any future bills I may receive from Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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