Christian Porter Is The Best Minister That Money Can Buy Declares PM

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has come out strongly in defence of the Minister for Industry and Innovation Christian Porter, declaring that Mr Porter is the best Minister that money can buy in his cabinet.

”I’ve got a lot of time for Christian and Christians,” declared the PM. ”Why if it weren’t for borders, lockdowns and submarines I’d be over in his electorate right now having a beer and a photo op.”

”Speaking of photo op’s I’ve got my hi-vis vest here with me if you want to reel off a few shots?”

When asked why he was so keen to defend Christian Porter rather than uphold his own Ministerial standards, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”As we speak my own department is looking at Minister Porter’s blind trust and will have a report ready at some stage in the next decade or two.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a little bit of money left in my blind trust that I might go an invest in Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson


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