PM Tells Aspiring Blind Trusts That $1 Million Only Buys You A Back Bencher

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister will have to pay more than a million dollars.

The announcement comes following the resignation of the alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter, who heads to the Back Bench from Cabinet after his blind trust could only stump up an anonymous one million dollars.

The Prime Minister could not be reached for comment as he was heading to the United States to remind President Biden that people call him ScoMo.

Mark Williamson


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