Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Announces That We’re All Gonna Get Laid

Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has celebrated his first day of covering for Scott Morrison by declaring that: ”We’re all gonna get laid!”

”Australia take note, with Barnaby in charge the good times will roll,” said the acting PM. ”Sure, Scott is only away for a week or two but you can do a lot in that time.”

”Heck, we might have to hire more staffers to work under me.”

When asked for comment on the decision of Christian Porter to resign due to his blind trust, the acting PM said: ”What does the PM usually say, I reject your premises, or something like that?”

”Anyway, Christian’s gone to the back bench and who knows? He might do a Barnaby and make a triumphant return at some stage.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and press the flesh so to speak with all the new female parliamentary staffers.”

Mark Williamson


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