ScoMo Tells Australia That There’s Enough Thoughts And Prayers For Everybody

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers.

”I know people are a bit frustrated at the moment, no need to tell me, heck I’m stuck in a lockdown myself,” said the PM. ”But, we need to stay strong and focus, not on how Gladys let this spread or Dan went missing in action but focus on how your PM, me ScoMo, is here for you with thoughts and prayers.

When asked why he is seems to place blame on everyone else rather than accept any for himself, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”We are in a pandemic, a time when leaders like Gladys and Dan really need to step up.”

”Don’t look at me, it’s not like I hold syringe.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, as I’m still in lockdown I need to get onto Uber eats and see if they’ll drop something off for me at Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson


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